"CAN DOGS HAVE MUSTARD?" ~~~~ I put the plate on the floor anyway just to forget about it / some say mustard and peanut butter shouldn't touch I say their sneakers are too white / what to do but get loaded in the tub / old episodes of Real Housewives / love the fighting / love the way Kim's on meth / and the painstaking lengths they go to hide it / nobody could divorce me because my stake is in the ground / everyone I've ever loved / is stuck with me forever